A man walked into a crowded doctors office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, Yes sir, may we help you?

Theres something wrong with my dick, he replied.

The receptionist became aggravated and said, You shouldnt come into a crowded office and say things like that. Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you, he said.

We do not use language like that here, she said. Please go outside and come back in and say that theres something wrong with your ear or whatever.

The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, Yes? Theres something wrong with my ear, he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly, And what is wrong with your ear, sir?

I cant piss out of it, the man replied!