Four old college friends were having coffee. The first, a Catholic woman tells her friends, My son is now a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father.

The second Catholic woman chirps, My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him Your Grace.

The third Catholic lady says, My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, hes called Your Eminence.

Since the fourth woman, a Jewish lady, sipped her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle Well…?

So she replies, My son is 6 6.. he has plenty of money… broad square shoulders… terribly handsome… dresses very well… tight muscular body… tight hard buns… and a very nice bulge… and whenever he walks into a room… women gasp, Oh, my God….