Old and New Jokes

When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve & said, I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up.

Adam got very excited: Oh, that would be so great, I would really like that. If Im out in the fields, I can just go right there.

So Eve smiled & said, Okay, it sounds like he really wants that.

As Adam tried out his new gift, he asked out of curiousity, What was the other gift?

Oh, God said, looking, Multiple orgasms.