Frank and Ed were lifetime friends and the one thing they shared in their lives was baseball. They played on the same Little League team, the same Jr. High team, the same High School team. They both were even drafted by the same minor league team. After retiring from the game, the two friends bought season tickets for adjoining seats. Frank became ill and was on his death bed. Ed came to visit him and made Frank promise him to come back and tell him if theres baseball in the afterlife.Frank passes away that night. A day later, he visits Ed. Ed asks that burning question, is there baseball in the afterlife? Frank replies, Ive got good news and bad news. The good news is that there IS baseball in the afterlife. Upon hearing this, Ed is ecstatic! He says, what could be bad after that? Frank replies, Youre pitching on Saturday.