Kids N Church
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- When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her. Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied, Oh, I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us?
- A mother took her three year old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice Happy Birthday to you…
- After listening restlessly to a long and tedious sermon, a 6 year old boy asked his father what the preacher did the rest of the week. Oh, hes a very busy man, the father replied. He takes care of church business, visits the sick, ministers to the poor…and then he has to have time to rest up. Talking in public isnt an easy job, you know.
The boy thought about that, then said, Well, listening aint easy, either. - At the beginning of a childrens sermon, one girl comes up to the altar wearing a beautiful dress. As the children are sitting down around the pastor, the pastor leans over and says to the girl, That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?
The girl replies almost directly into the pastors clip-on mike, Yes, and my Mom says its a bitch to iron. [Mom couldnt have been a Baptist!] - I had been teaching my three year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lords Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after me. One night she said she was ready to solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. Lead us not into temptation, she prayed, but deliver us some e-mail. Amen.
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