06
Oct
- Youngsters trading in handguns for Isotoner Gloves
- Dan Rather doing news fron Connies lap
- Only 300 people left alive on east coast
- Its actually nice when a guy rubs up against you on the subway
- Times Square hookers charge $20 just to blow on your hands
- Last night, for a full twenty seconds, Bea Arthur stopped sweating
- Portions of Al Sharpton have been closed
- President Clinton chipped a tooth on a french fry
- Andrew Giuliani restricted to annoying people indoors
- Trumps using a de-icer on Marla