Husband (Returning late from work ) : Good Evening Dear, Im
now logged in.

Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning?

Husband : Erroneous syntax.. Abort ?

Wife : What about my new TV?

Husband : Variable not found …

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some
shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied …

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just
being funny ?

Husband : Too many parameters …

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.

Husband : By Default.

Wife : What about your Salary ?

Husband : File in use … Try after some time.

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?

Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.

Wife : Are you going to drink some wine ?

Husband : File system is full.

Wife : What is the relation between u and your Receptionist ?

Husband : Only user in my WRITE group.

Wife : What is my value in the family ?

Husband : Unknown Virus.