Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.

The town fathers were not too happy with the sign and they proposed Hysterias and Posteriors.

The Doctors didnt find it acceptable, and suggested Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

The town didnt like that either and countered with Catatonics and High Colonics.

Thumbs down again, by now the story was in the papers and suggestions began rolling in:

Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls and Ass-holes
Analysis and Anal Cysts
Queers and Rears
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons

None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on Dr Smith & Dr Jones, Odds & Ends