A pompous clergyman was seated next to an overbearing attorney on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The attorney asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The attendant then asked, The minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, Id rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips.

The attorney then handed his drink back to the attendant and told her with delight, I didnt know there was a choice.