07
Sep
An African hunter wandered into a cannibal village and saw a menu quoting price of $5 for Italians, $10 for Irishmen, $15 for Germans, $20 for Frenchmen and $100 for hillbillies.
The hunter told the cannibal chief prices were way too high for hillbillies.
Oh yeah, said the chief, you ever try to clean one of them?