28
Nov
Yasser Arafat, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: You will die on a Jewish holiday.
Which one? Arafat asks nervously.
It doesnt matter, replies the psychic. Whenever you die, itll be a new Jewish holiday!