10) They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

9) This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

8) Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably go here just in time!

7) I wasnt sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

6) I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

5) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relive work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?

4) Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

3) The coffee machine is broken…

2) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…

1) …..in Jesus name, Amen.