1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

2. You can forget about going to heaven because its sin to look that good.

3. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why dont you just come along peacefully?

4. I envy your lipstick.

5. I just want to be loved – is that so wrong?

6. You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi – Ive just gotta have it.

7. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what Im here after.

8. If I had eleven roses and you, Id have a dozen.

9. Baby, you look so sweet youre giving me a cavity.

10. Is it me or am I gorgeous?

11. Id even marry your dog just to be related to you.