A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The
bartender says, No pets allowed.The man replied, This is a special dog. Turn on
the Jets game and youll see.The bartender, anxious to see what will happen,
turns on the game. The guy says, Watch. Whenever
the Jets score, my dog does flips.The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog
keeps flipping and jumping. Wow! Thats one hell
of a dog you got there! What happens when the Jets
score a touchdown?The man replied, I dont know. Ive only had him
for 7 years!