There was great disorder in the Hall of the August Personages.

All these meetings have really confused me, said the Lord of Storms. Now I dont know if I have to send rain or generate a storm.

The Lord of Happiness was equally furious. I dont know if I have to reward a person with a lucky win or deliver hope to their doorstep.

What about me? said the Lord of Natural Disasters, I dont know when to move the Earth or when to erupt a volcano.

The Lord of Orders (whose job was to organise meetings) finally spoke.

Let us, he said, hold a meeting to discuss our meetings.

Moral: A rooster only gets pleasure in crowing.