Today is Learning to Spell Ebonics. Mr. Darnell Jackson will help out by putting the words into sentences.

Foreclose
If I dont pay my alimony this month, Ill have more money forclose.

Sodomy
When I go out at night, I like to have one bitch on one sodomy and another bitcho n de other sodomy.

Rectum
I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfrin rectum both.

Hotels
I gave my girlfrin the crabs, then the hotels everybody.

Dissapointment
My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment, he gonna send me back toos the big house.

Decide
My favorite girls are Waanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.

Penis
I had to take my drug test the other day, so my parole officer gives me a paper cup and says, Here penis.

Afford
I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but had to settle for afford.

Subpoena
I went to the john at the concert, but the lines were long and I hadda go bad, so da man sez subpoena sink .

Manual
I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messin with dat hoe.

Catacomb
I went to the fight and sat next to Don King – now someone oughta git that catacomb.

Mister
My girlfrin went on vacation and I really mister.

Undermine
Theres a fine looking bitch living in the apartment undermine.

Cadaver
I told my buddy Tyrone I liked his sister and wanted to see her and he said I cadaver.

Paramour
I was playing cards with my buddy Antonio and I said Wadda you got? He said I got an ace high and youre gonna need a paramour to beat me.

Polyp
On my way home from the Pistons game the other night, I was involved in a fi car polyp.

Urinal
After the police broke down my door last night, they said, Darnett, urinal lot a trouble.