A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After hes registered, St. Peter says to him, Look at the time: you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why dont you get yourself something to eat?

The doctor goes to the cafeteria and notices the long line. He immediately cuts in at the front, only to hear loud protests. Im a doctor he says, Im a busy man, I dont have time to wait in line.

The others say, Youre in heaven now, were all the same here, get to the back of the line and wait your turn!

A few weeks later, waiting patiently on line for lunch, the doctor notices a man come dashing in wearing scrubs and a lab coat, stethoscope around his neck. He butts in at the head of the line and no one utters a peep. Hey, he says to the guy in front of him, Who does that guy think he is?

Oh, thats God, says the guy, He likes to play doctor!