Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing FBI agent tells the first man, To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.
The man takes the gun, hesitates, and says, Sorry, I cant do it.
The next interviewee enters the office and the agent tells him the same thing he told the first guy. The second man takes the gun, walks into the room, and walks out. Sorry, I cant. he says.
The last man enters the office and the inverviewer said yet again explains the test. The man takes the gun and goes into the room. The Agent hears 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.
The man comes out of the room and says, Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!
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Dec
Additional Jokes From "Ethnic"
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- How to confuse a Polak
- Do you know why the
- A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game
- What is mass confusion in
- A primary school teacher was
- How do you make a
- The Jewish civilization is 6000
- What is the difference between
- How come they dont let
- Why dont they teach drivers
- Semi-Deep Thoughts (for shallower minds)
- How can you spot the
- The British Decline
- Jar of Olives