A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
Well, how was the honeymoon? asked the mother.
Oh, mama, she replied, the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic… Suddenly she burst out crying. But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. Hes been saying things Ive never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! Youve got to come get me and take me home… please mama!
Sarah, Sarah, her mother said, calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?
Please dont make me tell you, mama, wept the daughter, Im so embarrassed! Theyre just too awful! Youve got to come get me and take me home… please mama!
Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset… Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!
Still sobbing, the bride replied, Oh, mama…words like dust, wash, iron, and cook…
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Jul
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL
- Workplace humor (adult themes)
- 3 Short Star Trek QA Jokes about Borg Forwarded from another list. You may have to be a fan of the show to understand them. No offense to any Borg out there.