An aging man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didnt have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes. So he wrote to his son about it.

He received the reply: For HEAVENS SAKE, Dont dig the garden up, thats where I buried the Guns!!!

At 4 A.M. the next morning a dozen British soldiers turned up and dug the garden, but didnt find any guns.

Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what had happened, asking him what to do now?

The reply: NOW, just put the potatoes in.