Application To Join the Mafia
Whazza u name
U-Hage
Whazza u howsa nummer
U-Streeta
Whazza-U-Bag?
Hitta Man
Lona-Arranger
Prostitutta?
Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!) Justta Checka Wun.
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now
Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? Yasse No
For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize
I Keednappa Sumbodys
Protekshun Ragget
Udda Things
U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze??
Yasse
No
Eh
U Likka Eata
Garlic?
Pizza?
Salami?
U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? Yasse
No
U Driva De Car?
Gadillac
Buick
Linken
U Likka Likka
Spagett?
Galamari?
Girlze?
Boyze?
(Just peeka one–no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)
U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)
Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika:
1 pr darke glasses
1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
1 black shirte widda white tie
1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pr. pointie shooz
1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pr. cement shooz
(come later when you foolaround)
1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
8×10 picchur-Frank Sinatra
1 Appy Face Button
Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)
Joinna de club while you still canna rite!
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