An elderly woman walked into a doctors office and told the doctor that she and her husband had not been intimate in years. She said that her husband seemed to have a lack of desire.
After listening to the woman for a while, the doctor said, I have just the thing. Have your husband take two of these pills right before dinner….
The next morning, the woman stormed into the doctors office and exclaimed, You have to change my husbands prescription!! It is much too strong!! I gave him the pills before dinner, just like you told me, and halfway through dinner they took effect. He got a wild look in his eyes, then pulled the tablecloth off the table; breaking all of the dishes!! Then he threw me onto the table, and we made love right there!!
I feel awful, said the doctor. Let me at least pay for all of the broken dishes.
Dont worry about it, replied the woman, We just wont eat at that restaurant any more…………..