At a church event, our minister stood chatting with a young couple, thinking he had recently christened their baby. So, are you two finally getting some sleep at night? he asked.

With their stuttering reply, he realized his mistake. They were the couple he had married six weeks earlier.

While waiting to board a plane in a small airport, we heard the ticket agent on the paging system: Would the person who dropped his pants please return to the ticket counter.

After a slight pause, the same voice added, The pants were on a hanger!