Three ladies passing by the door to the mens locker room at the local country club, accidently catch a brief glimpse of a man with his face obscured by the towel he is using to dry his hair, but they get a good view of his nakedness from the waist down.

The first lady says, Well, I didnt see his face, but hes certainly not my husband!

The second lady says, And he isnt mine, either!

The third lady says, Hell, he isnt even a member of the club!