Caution: contains profanity

This horny gay man was walking down the street when he spotted a wino sleeping in an alley. The gay man looked around, went up the alley, quickly fucked the wino in the ass, and left $10 in the winos pocket.

Later that day, the wino found the $10 in his pocket and promptly went to the liquor store. Gimme a bottle of your cheapest wine, he told the shopkeeper. He got his bottle, went back to the alley, and drank the bottle of wine. Needless to say, he went to sleep.

Later on, the horny gay man comes walking down the street again and sees the wino sleeping in the alley. He looked around, went up the alley, quickly fucked the wino in the ass, and left $10 in the winos pocket.

When the wino woke up, he discovered the $10 in his pocket and, not believing his good luck, went to the liquor store where he got a bottle of the cheapest wine. He then went back to the alley and drank the entire bottle. Of course, he went to sleep again.

The next time the horny gay man comes by, he has a group of other horny gay men with him. They all went up the alley to where the wino slept and took turns fucking him in the ass. They all left him $10 a piece and, as quickly as they had come (hee, hee), they left.

The wino
woke up a bit later and discovered the money in his pocket and went to the liquor store.

The shopkeeper, now used to the winos tastes in wine, asked the wino: Whatll you have? The usual?

The wino replied: No. Give me a bottle of fine champagne. I dont know whats wrong, but that cheap wine was tearing my asshole apart!