The following are actual instructions found on the named items:
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS;
– Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
– You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP,
– Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
– Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: – Fits one head.
ON TESCOS TIRIMISU DESERT
– Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
– Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON – Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
– Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
– Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
– Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
– For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
– Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURYS PEANUTS
– Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
– Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
– Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
– Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
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Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Things youd really like to say at work!
- Top 10 rejection lines given by men (and what they actually mean …)
- Keep the Motor Running
- The delete key manual
- The Geography of Men and Woman
- Country Song Titles
- If, And, Butt!
- You know youre having a bad day when…
- A Single Womans Prayer
- Cake
- 17 Of The Female Rules
- Q: What do you give a snake with allergies?
- Expressing Stupidity!
- Y2K Ballad
- Words with two meanings