Three blokes were working on a high rise building project, Macca, Chook and Simmo. Chook falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes
the body away, Simmo says, Someone should go and tell his wife. Macca says, OK, Im pretty good at that sensitive stuff, Ill do it. Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a slab of VB. Simmo says, Where did you get that, Mac? Chooks missus gave it to me. Thats unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer? Macca says, Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Chooks widow. She said, No, Im not a widow. And I said, Wanna bet me a slab?