A Box

Bhola went to a carpenter and said, Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?
Hmm… mused the carpenter. It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?
Well, you see, said Bhola, my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose.

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