A Case For The FBI

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. Hello? Hello, is this FBI? Yes. What do you want? Im calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood. This will be noted.

Next day, the FBI comes over to Toms house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.

The phone rings at Toms house. Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come? Yeah! Did they chop your firewood? Yeah they did. Okay, now its your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.

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