Old and New Jokes

A college student called his mom from school and asked her for some money, because he ran out. His mom said, Sure, sweetie, Ill send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited a couple weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?Uhh, oh yeah! Uh, yeah I guess that would be okay, responded her son.So his mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she got back, her husband asked, Well how much did you give the boy this time?Oh, I just wrote 2 checks for him, one for $20, and the other for $1000.Thats $1020!!! yelled Dad, Are you crazy???Dont worry hon, she said, as she kissed him on the top of his head, I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19!