A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.He said, Im going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol. She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, It looks like youve had a couple of stiff ones.She replied, You mean it shows that, too?!