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Nov

A couple few one-liners to enjoy!

Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 lbs.

Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?

A: Sexual harassment.

Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?

A: $ 3.99 a minute.

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