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A couple goes on vacation

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Wisconsin. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a state game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, Good morning, maam. What are you doing?

Reading a book, she replies, (thinking Isnt that obvious?)Youre in a restricted fishing area, he informs her.Im sorry, officer, but Im not fishing. Im reading.Yes, but you have all the equipment. Ill have to take you in and write you up.If you do that, Ill have to charge you with sexual assault, says the woman.But I havent even touched you, says the warden.Thats true, but you have all the equipment.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. Its likely that she can also think.

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