Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed before him.



The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.



The minister replied in disgust, Maam, Id rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch these lips!



The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, Im sorry, I didnt know there was a choice.