A few Polish jokes.

Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?

A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars.

Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter said she was pregnant?

A: Are you sure its yours?

Q: You go to a cockfight. How can you identify the Polish guy?

A: Hes the one with a duck.

Q: How do you know if an Italian is there?

A: He bet on the duck.

Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there?

A: The duck wins.

In Polands largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage.

People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours!

A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked! Nyah, nyah, nyah.

The guy answers, The jokes on you, Johnny…

Nyah, nyah, nyah–I wasnt even home last night!

…and finally:

Q: How do you keep a Polak in suspense?

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