A guy sees a pretty lady at the

A guy sees a pretty lady at the end of the bar and is interested in buying her a drink. He tells the bartender that he will buy her another of whatever she is drinking. The bartender says OK, Ill pour it for her. But just for your information, shes a hooker. Shell do what you want for money.

The drink gets delivered and the woman makes eyes at the guy, inviting him over. After a couple of minutes of chatting, the guy gets up the nerve to ask her: The bartender says youre a hooker, is that true?

The woman says Yes. I do it for the money. In fact, Ill do anything for $200.

The guy thinks for a minute and then pulls out $200, gives it to her and says Paint my house.

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