A light hearted look at bad kissers

The Roto Rooter:
Their tongue ventures so far down your throat that it actually begins to choke you.

The Rooster:
They begin to kiss you, then suddenly pull way … lean forward, then draw back!

The Swordfish:
They operate their tongue much like a swordfish uses its snout, in a blunt and violent manner.

The Grouper:
As they kiss you, their lips (which could require their own zip code) completely engulf yours.

The Deep Sea Diver:
They rarely come up for air.

The Lizard:
Their tongue darts in and out of your mouth like a reptile probing for its next victim.

Frozen in Time:
They never change the position, posture or angle of their head. It is as if they have mastered kissing cryogenics.

The Squid:
They seem to excrete an awful flavor. All you can think of is how to slip them a breath mint.

The Wrecking Ball:
They kiss like a battering ram. Whoa, look out, here they come again!

Kissing them is like licking the contents of a dirty ash tray. When youre done, you feel like taking a shower.

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