A man and his troubles.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of a stutter.Ittt tt juuu st wonntt go aw ayyy! he said.The doctor examined him and found the problem.Your penis is too long, he said and he was right. It was over 13 inches long.I can cut some off and your stutter will go away.The man agreed and the doctor performed the procedure and he left.The man came back a week later for a check up.Im fine, he said, but my wife has left me as Im not great in bed anymore. Id like the rest of my penis sewn back on please. Is that possible?The doctor replied, Nn oooO!! Gg goo aWaa yy!

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