Kitty litter box (off. to animal lovers)

When I was a kid I adopted a stray cat.

I couldnt afford Kitty Litter so I filled a cardboard box with dirt and kept it on the screened porch at the back of the house. We had mostly dirt in our back yard and the whole world is made out of dirt but that stubborn cat would scratch and meow at the screen door so it could get inside to use the box of dirt.

We went on vacation for two weeks, took the cat, but forgot to take the box of dirt.

When we got back, the cat looked like a football and could hardly walk.

I dont know how to describe what happened when it got to the box of dirt. Have you ever blown up a balloon and have it slip out of your fingers before you could tie a knot in the neck?

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