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Dec

A man was sitting at a bar

He was just casually sipping his beer, relaxing and listening to the music. Suddenly, someone burst through the door. Joe! Joe, your barn is on fire!The man leapt up from the bar, ran outside, jumped on his horse and started galloping away. He rode for a couple minutes, then thought, wait a minute… I dont have a barn! So he turned around and went back to the bar and his beer.He was working on his second beer when another man came storming into the bar. Joe! Joe! Someone is stealing all your cattle!The man leapt out of his seat, got on his horse, and started galloping away. He rode for a few minutes and thought, Wait a minute! I dont have any cattle! So he turned around and returned to the bar.He was working on his fourth beer when yet another man stormed into the bar. Joe! Joe! Someone is screwing your extremely beautiful wife!The man leapt up, got on his horse and started galloping away. He rode for a few minutes and thought, Wait a minute… my name isnt Joe!

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