To be sung to the tune of Walkin in a Winter Wonderland

Lacy things – the girlfriends missin,

Didnt ask – her permission,

Im wearin her clothes,

Her silk pantyhose,

Walkin round in womens underwear.

In the store – theres a teddy,

Little straps – like spaghetti,

It holds me so tight,

Like handcuffs at night,

Walkin round in womens underwear.

In the office theres a guy named Melvin,

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

Hell say, Are you ready? Well say,Whoa, Man!

Lets wait until our women are out of town!

Later on, if you wanna,

We can dress – like Madonna,

Put on some eyeshade,

And join the parade,

Walkin round in womens underwear!

Lacy things – the girlfriends missin,

Didnt ask – her permission,

Im wearin her clothes,

Her silk pantyhose,

Walkin round in womens underwear,

Walkin round in womens underwear,

Walkin round in womens underwear!