A panda walks into a bar…

and he sits down on the stool. He orders a steak. He eats it. He takes out his pistol, fires it into the air, and walks out as fast as he came.The man that was sitting next to the panda looked out the bartender curiously, so the bartender showed him a misspelled wildlife guide.The man read,Panda. Native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.

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