A Robber Meets A Theif

Late one night in Washington, D.C., a mugger jumped a well-dressed man and held a gun to his ribs.

Give me your money! he demanded. The man stiffened, but said indignantly, You cant do this to me – Im a U. S. Congressman!

In that case, replied the robber, give me my money!

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