A test of adult word knowledge

Study each true and false statement carefully. Mark a T for true or an F for false in the space provided to the left of each statement.

___ 1. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
___ 2. Spread-eagle is an extinct bird.
___ 3. A clitoris is a type of flower.
___ 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
___ 5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.
___ 6. A G-string is a part of a violin.
___ 7. Semen is another word for sailors.
___ 8. Anus is the latin word for yearly.
___ 9. Testicles are found on an octopus.
___10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
___11. Kotex is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
___12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
___13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
___14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
___15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
___16. A condom is an apartment complex.
___17. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church.
___18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
___19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
___20. A lesbian is a person from the middle east.
___21. An erection is when the Japanse vote for their new government officials.
___22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.
___23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.
___24. Genitals are people of non-jewish origins.
___25. Douche is the Italian word for Twelve.
___26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
___27. Ovaries are a french egg dish made with cheese.
___28. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus.

Well, my fine feathered friends… I wont be around for a spell… (Mommy and daddy say I cant come out and play – coz I was a baaad, baaad girl) Keep em cummin… Look forward to reading some good ones when I return! In the words of Arnold… lll be back…


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