A Texan divorce (contains the B word)

Storming into his lawyers office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.

Whats the problem?

I want to hit that adulterin bitch for breach of contract, snapped the oil man.

I dont know if thatll fly, said the lawyer. I mean, your wife isnt a piece of property, you dont *own* her!

Damn right, the tycoon rejoined, but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin rights!

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