A Wise Child

A little boy is leaving school at the end of the day. As he strolls along the
sidewalk, a car pulls up to the curb, and a man winds down the window.

Hey, kid, Ive got candy in my car. Hop in and Ill give it to you.

No. Im not going to. The boy walks on. Further down the road, the car
pulls over again.

Hey there kid, if you get in my car, Ill give you all this candy, and a big
bottle of cola. How about it?

No way! Now leave me alone! The boy walks on, quickening his pace. The
car again pulls over beside him.

Look, kid, Ive got a puppy at home youd love to see. Get in and Ill take
you there. You can have all the candy and the cola on the way. What dyou
say to that?

The boy is getting agitated. He stops walking, and leans down to the car

Look, I dont care what you promise me Dad. Im NOT riding in your Lada!

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