Actual school absentee excuses

*My son is under a doctors care today and should
not take P.E. today. Please execute him.*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick
and I had her shot.*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.*Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
hip.*John has been absent because he had two teeth
taken out of his face.*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.*Megan could not come to school today because she
has been botheres by very close veins.*Chris will not be in school because he has an
acre in his side.*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
loose vowels.*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits.*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak.*Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his
bust.*Please excuse Jim for being. It was his fathers
fault.*I kept Billie home because she had to go
Christmas shopping because I dont know what size
she wear.*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off
the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.*Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We
have to attend her funeral.*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.*Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps.*Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
gangover.*Please excuse brenda, she has been sick and under
the doctor.*Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she
had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset
stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fev

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