Actual Slogans from Womens T-Shirts

  • Dont piss me off! Im running out of places to hide the bodies.
  • Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
  • I dont believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  • I hate everybody, and youre next.
  • Please dont make me kill you.
  • And your point is…
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but were ok now.
  • Im busy. Youre ugly. Have a nice day.
  • Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  • Remember my name – youll be screaming it later.
  • You know you want me.
  • Dont worry. Itll only seem kinky the first time.
  • Of course I dont look busy… I did it right the first time.
  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  • Im multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
  • You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
  • Do not start with me. You will not win.
  • You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
  • All stressed out and no one to choke.
  • Im one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  • How can I miss you if you wont go away?
  • Sorry if I looked interested. Im not.
  • If we are what we eat, Im fast, cheap and easy.
  • Nobody knows Im not wearing underwear.

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