A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.



Are you my doctor? he asked.



Yes, I am.



The baby said Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth.



He looked at his mother and asked, Are you my mother?



Yes, I am, she said.



Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born he said. He then looked at his father and asked Are you my father?



Yes, I am, his father answered.



The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying I want you to know that THAT HURTS!