A married man was having an affair with his
secretary. One day their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell
asleep, awakening around 8:00 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them
through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. Where have you been? demanded his
wife when he entered the house.
Darling, I cant lie to you. Ive been having an
affair with my secretary and weve been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didnt
wake up until eight oclock. The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,You lying bastard! Youve been playing golf!.
The 2nd Affair:Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his palelips
began to move slightly. Becky my darling,
he whispered. Hush my love,
she said. Rest, dont talk. He was insistent. Becky, he said in his tired voice, I have something that I must confess. Theres nothing to confess, replied the weeping Becky, everythings all right,
go to sleep.
No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I …. I slept
with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and even your mother!I know, my sweet one whispered Becky, thats why I poisoned you.